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If you stopped x people on the street and asked them the kickoff thing they idea of when you mentioned Burger Male monarch, you'd probably hear about diverse types of Whoppers, with a potential mention of flame-broiled bovine or the odd reference to the company's infinitely-inferior-to-the-Egg-McMuffin CROISSAN'WICH. Yes, it's actually spelled that style.

What yous probably wouldn't hear are any references to internet neutrality, FCC policy, or the state of broadband in America.

Burger King's latest advertising isn't an attempt to convince y'all that downing a liter of cola, 4 pounds of salt-encrusted irish potato, and a one-half pound of cow topped with salary constitutes an intelligent dinner decision. Instead, the new ad is a discussion of net neutrality principles, what net neutrality means to regular users, and why it matters, even if you lot haven't heard of it. And hither's the weirdest function — it'southward actually pretty damn good.

The ad was reportedly filmed with actors replacing normal Burger King staff, but with real restaurant patrons who are varying degrees of confused, unhappy, and downright aroused over being told that their repast service volition depend on their willingness to pay extra for a college MBPS rate. That acronym, of course, stands for Making Burgers Per Second, as explained beneath:

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If you'd asked me what level of expertise one should expect a fast food joint to bring to a cyberspace neutrality explainer a week agone, I'd have wound up somewhere between "manages to spell the topic correctly" and "doesn't confuse the word 'megabyte' with a asking for a big fry and half-gallon of pop." Clearly BK has more on the brawl than we'd have given them credit for.

Then once more, someone at the company in one case signed off on this:

The correct response, upon waking up next to the frozen-faced personification of the Uncanny Valley, is not to eat the Croissan'wich.

So I'm not sure our previous reply is entirely unreasonable. Only seriously, give the video a spotter. It may well be useful in explaining net neutrality to folks who want to understand the issue, but aren't especially technically inclined.

Equally of this writing, nothing much has changed in the overarching state of affairs since earlier this month. The lawsuit by 21 states and the Commune of Columbia is nevertheless awaiting in federal court. The clock is yet ticking down on the sixty 24-hour interval window between when the FCC formally began the repeal process (December 14) and when the repeal volition have effect. And there are still only 50 votes in the Senate for a federal solution to the internet neutrality reversal, and no word on any intent to take the topic upward in the Firm, whether the Senate ever actually votes on the issue or not. The reversal of net neutrality is notwithstanding on schedule.